Repost from my Myspace blog Friday, December 15, 2006
(me not speek goot inklees)
Dear unlucky readers
I am starting a new Category: Useful Information / Very important News / Everything you have to know, otherwise your hard disc will crash and everybody will know what you did last summer (nothing! You did nothing! And all that I-met-a-swedish-godess was a filthy lie > diladi mia istoria gia arkoudes)
Oi Arkoudes (them Bears)
Winter this year is so warm that bears of the Balkans* didn't went to bed yet. Sleepless kai me mavrous kyklous katw apo ta tsakirika matia tous, are running around mountainsides, not knowing what to do – re gamwto! – during their free time. Tosos eleftheros xronos, tosos eleftheros xronos! Half of them believe that its still summer and they are playing raketes wearing enormous bathing suits. Dreadful site I must say. The other half anevokatevazoun ta xeimwniatika apo to patari… Panic and embarrassment, in the circle of Animal-ecologists, that are trying to occupy and lull them to sleep with sudoku tournaments.
I am talking serious (greeglish here) kai eseis gelate
To Radio-Tileorasidi exei kanei dwrea 200 tv sets, so the bears can watch greek tv channels and fall asleep. Instead of that, the Arkoudes ta pairnoun sto kranio ("are taking them to the skull = go vicious) and start throwing tvs one to the other. Tetoia programmata oute oi arkoudes den ta antexoune (mikroutsike mou)
(mi skyveis paidi mou toso stin othoni, tha stravotheis!) -- (Stop bending on the monitor, you re gonna get blind)
We! The anonym sodalists (melos simainei, pou pige to myalo sas?) Well, we the anonym sodalists of the A!G.Y.M.S.P.K.S.S! organization > "Arkoudes! Gia ypno! Mi sas parei kai sas sikwsei!" eimaste se anoixti epikoinwnia me esas, our dearest public, to embrace your suggestions about this very important subject.
What makes you fall asleep? Send your answers kai kerdiste ti dikia sas, olodikia sas arkouda (for the English speaking friends we will keep the prize as a surprise)
Great sayings about them bears
"Don't ask what the bears can do about you, but what you can do about bears"
"What is not expressed clearly is what you don't know, with the thought, speech is borned on the lips of the bear" No it doesn't make sense in greek either…
"ich bin eine arkuden"
Sea. Full of everything. Anything you can imagine is there. Good and bad, life and death. And its calm, even when its wild. But I am a bear, em na mi mporw na kleisw mati, em na diavazw malakies"
For personal life threatening and abusive messages use this address.
And don't forget your bear-saving proposals.
Balkans* is a region of Southeastern Europe and it is not how so ever related with the Alien Vulcans.
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