Παρασκευή, 14 Νοεμβρίου 2008

Τι λένε οι γάτες όταν λείπουμε




...
-So, what do you got there?
-Nothing, just biting my nails
-No. I mean, you have a human, right?
-Yeah, I’m no freelancing cat. Do you mean what kind of human?
-Yes, that.
-I got me a female.
-Never had one of that, tell me, how is she?
-Ermm, she is the caucasian type, tall like me, kinda soft, for a human I mean.
-Hairy enough?
-Hairy? No. That’s the hemale kind. She is hairy more like…you know, in a fluffier way.
-Oh, alright. Smelling nice?
-Yeah, I’m cool with that. She carries a soft powderish friendly scent, in a way, I guess… Oh, and she smokes! I hate that when she does it! But other than this, she is ok
-Yeah, I guess, she must be nice
-Not clean as a cat though.
-No human is. I wonder why they got their tongues. Such a waste…
-Yes and she bathes with water. What a waste of water.
-So, you are a human-loving cat
-You could say that. I have a tender caring loving relationship… and independent as well. No hidden cats, no strings attached, just free love.
-Some two-leg creatures are pretty cool
-She has very cold feet though
-Oh no!
-Oh yes! If I’ll send her to Antarctica we might stop the ice from melting
-That cold?
-It’s unbelievable. She could wake up a bear in winter with her feet.
-And how do you handle it?
-Always stay away from the feet, always. It’s the rule.
-You must really love her
-Yeah, she is alright.
-Cooking?
-Delivering mostly
-Mine too
-Yeah, nobody’s cooking these days. Only on television.
-Oh, oh, arrrgg…
-What? What?
-Nothing, I was stretching. My tail is killing me. Maybe I slept on it last night.
-I know that pain. Isn’t it like a kick in the balls and bucket of water splashed all over you kinda feeling?
-I don’t know what you are talking about. It’s more like a pain in the tail, tail-pain…
-Well…
-Oh, oh…
-That tail again?
-No. We must hang up now. I think my human is back and he doesn’t know that I can use the phone.
-Oh, I see, ok then…
-Thanks for calling… and making such a long-distance call from Greece
-Oh, my pleasure. Nice meeting you
-Me too. Bye-bye now!
-Bye!


Ποιόν να πάρω τώρα ρε γμτ? Να πάρω Ισπανία? Τι ώρα έχει πάει?

-Hola! ¿Hay un gato allí?
-¿como?

10 σχόλια:

kourkoubini is back είπε...

a multi-talented cat, that is...
and a polyglot, too!
but I had no idea she was so much of the sociable type...

alepouda είπε...

well, you know...
she likes to talk,
she is a martial arts fan,
goes crazy about chestnuts
she is on a 'I like yoghurt thing' as well...

SG είπε...

:)
s.

xasodikis είπε...

Hadn't you quited smoking?

alepouda είπε...

I did (for 3 months)
now I smoke in front of my cat out of respect
:P

Χριστίνα είπε...

"No hidden cats, no strings attached, just free love"

:)))

Από που τηλεφωνεί η Λη? Έχει δικό της κινητό (ωωωχχ!) ή πάει στο καρτοτηλέφωνο? (γιαυτό είναι συνέχεια χαλασμένα αυτά? Πάνε οι γάτες? Θα ανανεώνουν το ραντεβού τους για την Ακρόπολη...)

alepouda είπε...

γιαυτο δεν εχω ΟΤΕ σε αυτο το σπιτι

Για να μην πληρώνω τα... γατιάτικα

:P

Elias είπε...

Νομίζω ότι έφτασες στο κατάλληλο σημείο για να διαβάσεις αυτό το βιβλίο.
Κάτι μου λέει ότι θα το εκτιμήσεις πολύ.

alepouda είπε...

εφτασα στο καταλληλο σημειο για να διαβασω 'σύγχρονη λογοτεχνια για παιδια και νεους'?

μα είμαι πολυ μικρη (αλεπούδα) ακομα

:)

ana είπε...

evkairia ine twra pou den ine sto spiti h humana mou
gata española llamando a gata griega...¡¡¡¡¡

:)) q historia mas graciosa anna¡¡